A Funny Thankful Thursday

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Ok Marv, you are giggling, what kind of story are you going to tell me this week?

Are you sure Mommy…I’m not sure you are going to get it…

Yes I’m sure.

OK Mommy, be prepared to laugh!

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A cat I know decided to have twelve clones made of herself. When she went to the clinic, she found it was a bleak brick house without any windows. When she asked the Clone Arranger why there were no windows, she was told that “people in glass houses shouldn’t grow clones”.

Wait Mommy, don’t fall over yet…there’s more!

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As the clones were growing up, she found she was never allowed to take them out for a walk, because “you’ll never walk a clone“.

Hang on Mom, there’s MORE!!!!

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What disturbed her the most was that every time she would visit them, they all would be yelling at the top of their lungs. When she asked why they yelled so much she was told that this was to be expected as she had ordered “a dozen I scream clones”.

Mom…Mom…are you OK? Should I get your inhaler? You are wheezing!

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Yep! I am a laugh a minute!!!

I am pawticipating In Brian’s Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!
Please click his button to see all the others!

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Seriously, I am very thankful this week that I had Mommy home the day after her oral surgery. We played, we watched TV and she did some work on how to set up a virtual network and setting up an active directory on that network and I’m thankful that I don’t have to know what any of that is, and I am thankful that Mommy does–as it buys my food.

And most of all, I am thankful for YOU my furrends!

Purrs

MARV

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33 thoughts on “A Funny Thankful Thursday

  1. Marv, fortunately Mummy had oral surgery to distract her from the insufferable pain of setting up Active Directory. Not even laughing gas would be enough to get over AD which she may need if some fool also included Exchange Server on the virtual net. Be nice to her, please.

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  2. Marv you really do tell a mighty fine joke! You forgot one though – how about that song “Send In The Clones” ???? Somehow I’m just not as good at telling jokes as you are……You’re the KING.

    Hugs, Teddy

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  3. Hari OM
    Marv, your humour would be much needed, methinks! When I was running computers it was all done with physical switches and big chunks of machine language coding. Now, it’s all “in the ether” and a few key phrases!!! You are right to be grateful that you don’t have to worry your whiskers about it, Marv. Just keep the jokes coming and the treats will come in return!!! Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  4. I love your new Valentines look. Very nice.

    Glad your moms oral surgery went well and she got to stay home with you.

    Funny jokes too. You are a laugh a minute.

    Have a purrfect day, Marv. My best to your mom. ♥

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  5. OH Marv we love your Thursday humor and OMCs the material is out of this world FUNNY!
    You will have girlz lined up at your door wanting a chance to meet you.
    MOL Mom might need an inhaler too she is giggling punch lines
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  6. Marv, we believe that you are the funniest cat we know. We were all cracking up, including our mom, at your jokes. It’s nice to see that you crack yourself up as well. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

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  7. Hi Marv!
    Its me…Nellie Bellie posting Katie Isabella’s comment. Mes thinks the clone jokes is pretty funny. Where does yous gets this stuff?

    Marv, there’s not I love more than a corny joke which I have told you before. I love ’em. Keep ’em coming! Give your mommy and the rest of you all too, even long distance, hugs and loves from me and mommy. Tell her to get better very quickly. XX
    Kisses
    Your Nellie Bellie

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  8. A virtual network that buys your foods? Hmmm We need to find out ’bout that. MOL You are one funny mancat Marv. We’re glad awnty Barb could stay home fur some purr healin’ too. Sendin’ hugs and purrayers.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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  9. Woah! * giggle * You are a card Marv!

    and we are late catching up with the Thursday crowd so…. Hi!

    I should have got your Mom to check my Pet Movie Star instruction book (she sounds fearsome!!!)

    Marjorie and Harvey

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