Kozmo asked me to post a message to the CODD MOTHER at the Trout Town Tabbies!
De BASS TERD TURKEEZ has invaded MIDWAY!
(where Kozmo lives)
He sent this picture! He was on the deck and De BASS TERD TURKEEZ is in Mr Bill’s yard! They have tried to invade the yard, but Kozmo, Jo Jo and Cinnamon have been able to avoid contamination by being noisy, attacking the Turkeez when they invades their territory and being extra vigilant, but they are getting tired.
He wants to know if you guys have suggestions as to how he can get them to move out of town!
And I am looking it up in a book!
If anyone has any ideas, please let us know!!!
I will look in my piggy bank if I have enough moneeh for a ticket to midway… and then the tukeys will run till turkey I bet…
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Ummmm, is it wrong to suggest a turkey dinner…I nose, I nose, its all about the foodables wiv me *sigh*
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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Well Marv and Koz if ANYONE knows how to get rid of those big old BURDS, it’s Da Tabbies O Trout Towne! I’m sure they will send you some instructions (or some recipes???!!!).
Hugs, Teddy
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Our army here will be right over to give those turkeys a good chase and send them back to where they came from. We just have to get our GPS going. You have a fantastic day.
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Hari OM
…and there I was thinking I might feed ’em, and talk to ’em, and make ’em my friends… Would you still talk to me, Marv??? Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
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MOL MOL MOL mom nearly fell out of her chair LOLING…. She told me BASS terd turkee buzzards have bad breath…they are avian garbage disposals….keep your distance
Hugs Madi your bffff
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It’s time for a Blogville turkey round-up, everyone…head that way now!
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I agree if we all gather together we will soon have the running out of town.
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Man, if Marg’s Army goes over…prob;em solved, Marv. She has so many soldiers to fight the scourge there in Midway the the Bass Turd turkeys haven’t got a chance of even landing! They will keep right on flying over. Add to the Army all of US who will come over via our tunnels—and it’s all over but the squawking! Um, Kozmo darling…I’ll fight beside YOU. *smooch smooch*
Katie
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Bass terd turkeez are a problem for sure. Have you tried shaking a box of turkeez-flavored Stove Top Stuffing at them? Let them know you’re making plans for them!
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I love Marg’s idea. She does have an army of kitties to help with this issue. This post made me smile.
Have a purrfect day, Marv. My best to your mom. ♥
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Oh, NO!!!!! Those birds are obviously acting pretty shifty … don’t trust a bird farther than you can throw it … though, throwing them might tick them off enough to leave 😉
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Oh no ! We need the Codd Mother for this one.
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Da Tabbies O Trout Towne are true experts, we’re sure they can help you ! Purrs
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whatever you do, don’t send ’em to Michigan, we have enough aggravation here MOL
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But…I, Dalton saw a bunch of them today…yikes, they are here too…
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Oh My Cod! Look at them!! One time we had those basturd turkeys in our yard, too. We wanted out to get them, but the mom wouldn’t let us.
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They are everywhere! My mom almost hit one that was playing chicken yesterday.
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OMC! I hope the Tabbies can help with your invasion of BASS TERD TURKEEZ
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We chase them up trees but times still come back!
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kozmo…dood….pleez forgive…..we iz at de pole lease stay shun N R cell ewe lar dee vizes getted confiscated N we had ta confiscate em bak.
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…theeze bass terdz R gobbler wanna beez, we new him had henchmen out ther, ya bass terdz, but they iz all sew stoooooopid N clue lezz coz de gobbler iz knot heer ta give orderz.
just in case, we haza note off two consiglere boomer, if it startz ta storm
up ther, kleer de area pron toe….
N just in case R message goez a stray, if ya seez a fox in de naybor hood, heez kewl❤️❤️
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WHOA! Bast turd turkees are everywhere! Bring out a large pot and some spices and maybe they’ll get the message. Of course, they may not think they’re the main course and come over to eat.
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That’s some serious stuff there; turkeys are too close!
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What the mouses? WHAT THE MOUSES? You have turkeys invadin’ your yard? And THAT’S what they look like? You’ll have to forgive my ignorance on the subject, as the turkey with which I am most familiar, are shaped like cylinders, as in tins, you see. purrs
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That is some flagrant trespassing. Time to call the coppers! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
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Holy CARP! Those Bass Turd turkeys are pretty brazen!
The Florida Furkids
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Those burds are stopping at nothing it seems. They are way over here in SW Michigan, too…along with not a few ducks and geese. I saw them all today. Eeek!
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