You did NOT get home until 3 hours after you usually do! You were at work for 12 hours! Did you not know that working as many hours as you have been is not good for YOU or your CAT!
You just sat down…and you are going to get up! Do you know how I know that??
The microwave dinged. You should go and get your supper so I can sit on you and help you eat it!…
…30 minutes later…
Did you just take a selfie of me cuddling you?
Now that you woke me up with the flash, why don’t we get up and go to bed.